Sunday, October 29, 2006

the media makes it out like their is some big debate in kansas about evolution and creation. the real deal is that the liberals from big cities like lawrence have crammed a flawed theory down the throats of good people and told them they are stupid for thinking that way.

the majority of kansans think evolution is bunk. its not science and many, many scientists have tried to speak their minds about it and many lost their jobs because of it. teachers are forced to teach it even if it goes against their deep religious beliefs and kids are forced to hear it even if their parents dont want them hearing it. just a handful of liberal nuts are doing this and their goal is sinister. they want us all to be atheists.

recently i heard about a man who came to the college at ku recently. hes supposedly some big time scientist with books and talks on tv all the time. he came to talk about evolution but spent most of the time talking about how teaching your own kids about jesus is child abuse. those are his words folks, not mine. he compares beating or raping a child with teaching them the truth. its sick and these people want to use their power to make it happen. look at what liberal activist judges have done over the years. they let criminals go free because a cop didnt have time to give them a talking to about their rights. (right like when an arrest is going down a cop has the time to do this...and were talking about thugs here they dont deserve rights anyway) they signed off on the deaths of millions of children. they make porno a right. the make flag burning a right. the let fags marry. and they interfer with states when they can telling them they have to let black and whites marry even if it was a law on their books since the 1600s.

this man at ku is the shape of things to come unless good americans stand up. we christians have done good these past few years. we got a good, born again man in office. we got the dumbocrats out of congress. but when the liberal activist run the courts and they keep making laws when they have no right were all at risk.

the evolution thing is another example. i cant believe taht i came from a monkey and i dont think anyone else does neither. its foolish to think that we just came from nothing. scientists cant explain why life started. oh sure they tell us about the big bang but never why that happened. they cant explains miracles like the shrod of turin. they cant explain how jesus was seen three days after he died. but they are sure quick to defend a cult of maniacs who kill children with airplanes. the hate christians but love people who hate our freedoms and want to enslave our girls. they want us all to be atheists thinking we are no more than big monkeys.

i think we ought to take a vote and put it to the people. all important issues. we let the people decide if fags should get married and they said no here in kansas. now we need a vote on if people want their kids hearing we are from monkeys. they will say no. we need a vote on if we keep wanting children to be killed in abortion clinics and kansans will say no. we need a vote to see if we want god to return to our schools and make prayer mandatory and kansans will says yes. lets also take a vote to see if we want mexicans coming in here illegaly and i bet kansans will say no.

maybe thats how we should do things so we get around liberal judges making the rules for us. like torture. most good people know its necessary to get information about stuff from the terrorists. its really that simple. do we want to be blown up or do we want our kids to live safely? and is torturing evil murderer terrorists a crime? these people are scum and animals and hate everything we stand for including our love for god. so they need to be treated like the animals they are if they cant live like human beings. just like iraq. we knew them people were animals just waiting for a chance to shoot off their nukes (which are in syria or iran now thanks to the libtards who slowed down our attack enought o let them escape). we had to stop them and bet most americans would have voted for the war.

anyway i so mad i could yell right now. im so tired of the liberal traitors. why dont you pinko bastards move some place that likes your atheist shit? like france?

11 Comments:

Blogger The Atheist Comedian said...

Man, this is some funny shit. Can I borrow some of your material for my own web site?

1:34 PM  
Blogger Rich Hughes said...

Oh Merle, you are silly.

"the majority of kansans think evolution is bunk."

Science isn't democracy though is it? It's concerned with truth not popularity. Argument to popularity is a logical fallacy.

"i cant believe taht i came from a monkey and i dont think anyone else does neither"

Correct. NDE knows the monkey line split from apes long before we did.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/faq/cat02.html

Lots of Christians have reconciled their faith with evolution. Catholics accept it. I doubt I'll change your mind, but at least please get informed about the material rather than blurting out what you think it means.

5:14 PM  
Blogger the Rev. Jerry Gloryhole said...

Love your site, Merle.
Everyone knows we aren't descended from monkeys.
Just because we look like apes, smell like apes, sound like apes, feel like apes, share ape DNA, and organize our societies in reminiscent ways does NOT mean there's any connection.

Also, 'Darwin' spelled backwards is 'Satan'.

7:26 PM  
Blogger Jacob said...

Right on, reverend.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Ted said...

Merle, you da man! I really like your posts at Ed Brayton's site (dispatches from the culture wars).

we need more great Americans like you. I used to know a guy that was as fearless as you, but he got a job and stopped posting.

Keep up the good work Merle!!!!

7:27 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

We did not evolve. It was all done by magic, I tell you.

12:48 AM  
Blogger Today Tonight said...

Testify!

2:49 AM  
Blogger trueamericanpatriot said...

funny everyone is a comedien.

rich i see where you libs are coming from now. you decide for all the rest of us and use science as the excuse. nice. i prefer good old fashioned democracy. if the people want more than one theory being taught thens its our right. put it up for a vote. also you may not see it in places like lawrence which is the only place dumb enough to vote for swiftboat kerry but most kansans i know think evolutin is bunk including scientists i know.

rev gloryhole you say jsut because their are similarties between us and the apes we are relatives? like i suppose because the moon and the sun both light up their the same right? or a shark and dolfin look the same so they are both fish right?

ted i guess youre trying to be a jerk and to the rest of you blowing smoke up my ass maybe you should inhale some of it since liberals love drugs so much

9:58 AM  
Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

This site is hilarious.

12:54 PM  
Blogger the Rev. Jerry Gloryhole said...

Merle-
I did satirically suggest we are related to apes, you are correct. If you have a zoo nearby with an chimp or bonobo house, it's fun as well as disturbing to watch them for an hour or more. You won't believe how intelligent they are, even though they also do things we'd never do.

And as you point out, the sun and moon ARE related, as dolphins and sharks are, though these examples are only distantly related.

4:57 PM  
Blogger That Guy said...

If this is a POE, it's hilarious. If it's not, it's just sad.

10:49 AM  

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